Archive for February, 2010
Psychic Guru Says Katie Price Will Have Alex Reid’s Baby
Geez Louise! Talk about money for old rope, I think I’m going to get into the celebrity Psychic business.
I dread to think how much Katie pays her ‘Psychic Guru’ to tell her things like that, but if she ever needs someone to tell her the bleedin obvious then I’m happy to take her money and look mystically at a crystal ball.
You might be able to detect a hint of cynicism in my writing today and that’s because I’m not a believer in ex pantomime dames spouting tosh for money, and I can’t believe that anyone actually believes what they say! But each to their own as I always try to tell myself, if it makes you happy Katie then crack on girl..
Alex Reid the Fake Tan Queen!
I think we all had a great laugh at the episode of Celebrity Big Brother when Jonas put on fake tan for Alex in the style of a graffiti artist!
Since that day I have had people contacting me asking about that type of fake tan that Alex used in the Celebrity Big Brother house.
I think quite a few of you noticed that dispute Jonas’ err.. artistic use of the spray can it still went on remarkably evenly and actually looked pretty good!
Recently Leah got in touch and told me that she and her friends would stop using the dreaded sunbeds if she knew what brand it was, so that was it.. That was enough motivation. If I can spare the premature aging and potential skin cancer of a few young girls then it will be my quest to find the brand of Alex’s golden tan!!
So watch this space girls, and metro-sexual boys! The quest for the holy grail is on!
Katie Lied About the Breakup!
Can you believe this girl!
Well, that’s a good question isn’t it.. Can you believe her? With so many stories surfacing every day about Katie and Alex you just don’t know what to believe and I’m sure Katie is behind a few of the false ones too!
Well, it’s now surfaced that Katie pretended (lied!) about breaking up with Alex after coming out of the jungle just to boost the ratings for her TV show ‘what Katie did next’
That’s either a load of bull or a really cheap shot if you ask me, either way it’s shocking. Alex is such a simple straight forward guy I’m not sure he knows what he got coming with Katie pulling the strings.
Oh well, watch this space for the next episode of “What Katie F*&%ed Up Next!
Alex Sets off to India
As predicted Celebrity Big Brother winner Alex Reid jetted off to India straight after his return from Las Vegas where he got married to his girlfriend of 4 months Katie Price.
Alex will be filming for a show that looks at different styles of ultimate fighting in India and apparently will be fighting some of the toughest India has to offer.
Katie Price is reportedly thinking about joining him later after she finishes up some business in LA although the management team with Alex is not keen, they allegedly don’t want any distractions that Katie inevitably brings with her wherever she goes.
A bit harsh if you ask me, after all the two have only just got married and will understandably want to spend some time together whenever they can.
Alex and Katie take a Ride Through the Dessert
So the “quickie” marriage is confirmed, Alex Reid and Katie Price are now husband and wife. Katie’s publicist confirmed the rumors and said that the couple have tied the not strictly out of love for each other and it has nothing to do with a rumored million Pound magazine deal. So much for a private relationship hey? Oh well this is the world of Katie Price we’re talking about here!
The couple only have a few days together before they go their separate ways, Alex off to India to train for his upcoming Ultimate Cage Fighting bout and Katie off to L.A.
So making the most of the time the pair set off for the dessert for a bit of high speed action in some Dune Buggies in the heat of the Nevada dessert.
Not the first wild ride for Katie I’m guessing??
Katie Price says: Our Relationship Wont be Public
Just before Alex and Katie jetted off for their alleged quickie marriage in Las Vegas Katie recorded an interview on Alan Carr’s Chatty man show. She is apparently going to say that she wants to keep her private life separate from her public profile and to show everyone that Alex is not just in the relationship for the fame and money.
I can understand this to an extent but apparently the pair have signed an exclusive glossy magazine deal. Giving their story of their marriage and future plans. Well this all just sounds like two opposite statements, one saying lets keep things private and the other lets make some money out of the whole thing.
I’m not sure if Katie can have such a private life given the level of press coverage she gets so even if she wanted it I doubt she would get it. Maybe she just wants to show people that Alex is a genuine guy which is a noble gesture if a little far fetched