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Wow it’s only been a few months since Alex slit up from his recently married wife Katie Price and now Alex has a new celeb romance on the cards with another Big Brother housemate Chantelle Houghton.

Now I’m not normally a synic but it has not passed my attention that these two budding strletts are managed by the same firm, and in the highly competative world of celeb media it’s not unknown for people looking for attention to hook up for the sake of the publicity.

It could be the real thing and I hope it is but if it was dreamed up by their management company to ghain gossip mag coverage then it really is a sad day!

I guess only time will tell, lets just hope it’true love!

I thought they have had like three honeymoons now? Or have I just mistaken normal post wedding holidays for a honeymoon? I’m not really sure how it works but I thought the holiday straight after your wedding was generally considered your honeymoon no?

Well what do I know! If you want to have Three holiday and call the latest one your honeymoon then good for you!! Or is this just the one specifically to make a baby? In which case that might make more sense? I don’t mean sense in the same meaning as sensible.. Because between the two of them and all Katie’s other kids and past fathers I don’t think sensible is the right word to use.. Have fun guys!

Geez Louise!  Talk about money for old rope, I think I’m going to get into the celebrity Psychic business.

I dread to think how much Katie pays her ‘Psychic Guru’ to tell her things like that, but if she ever needs someone to tell her the bleedin obvious then I’m happy to take her money and look mystically at a crystal ball.

You might be able to detect a hint of cynicism in my writing today and that’s because I’m not a believer in ex pantomime dames spouting tosh for money, and I can’t believe that anyone actually believes what they say! But each to their own as I always try to tell myself, if it makes you happy Katie then crack on girl..

I think we all had a great laugh at the episode of Celebrity Big Brother when Jonas put on fake tan for Alex in the style of a graffiti artist!

Since that day I have had people contacting me asking about that type of fake tan that Alex used in the Celebrity Big Brother house.

I think quite a few of you noticed that dispute Jonas’ err.. artistic use of the spray can it still went on remarkably evenly and actually looked pretty good!

Recently Leah got in touch and told me that she and her friends would stop using the dreaded sunbeds if she knew what brand it was, so that was it.. That was enough motivation. If I can spare the premature aging and potential skin cancer of a few young girls then it will be my quest to find the brand of Alex’s golden tan!!

So watch this space girls, and metro-sexual boys! The quest for the holy grail is on!

Can you believe this girl!
Well, that’s a good question isn’t it.. Can you believe her? With so many stories surfacing every day about Katie and Alex you just don’t know what to believe and I’m sure Katie is behind a few of the false ones too!

Well, it’s now surfaced that Katie pretended (lied!) about breaking up with Alex after coming out of the jungle just to boost the ratings for her TV show ‘what Katie did next’

That’s either a load of bull or a really cheap shot if you ask me, either way it’s shocking. Alex is such a simple straight forward guy I’m not sure he knows what he got coming with Katie pulling the strings.

Oh well, watch this space for the next episode of “What Katie F*&%ed Up Next!